jodiefoster:

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

dynastylnoire:

brassparker:

brassparker:

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

deadass

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can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

we’ve all been the student

madeupmonkeyshit:

madeupmonkeyshit:

madeupmonkeyshit:

madeupmonkeyshit:

how i feel when i try to talk to girls taller than me

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whem im bouta approach her but the hennesy wore off and i punk out lika bitch

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when my wingman pass me the bottle to boost my confidence through the roof and i get back in there

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when im 5′6 but henny got me feelin like 6′6 and i beat that pussy up

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shoutout @neogohann for the gifs

unsouring:

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

historyandmemes:

Europeans when they found “new” land

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kryptojuice:

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

when your #mcm says he’ll walk you to your house

colachampagnedad:

what you think he means

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what he actually means

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